Java Update Woes

KC says:
java is bloated
KC says:
it takes like 10 min to install
R says:
lol
KC says:
on a core 2 duo rig
R says:
try the sdk
R says:
oh
R says:
yeah
R says:
lol
R says:
copying files
R says:
gets really slow around the 1/3 mark

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KC says:
fuck
KC says:
java setup died
KC says:
because
KC says:
it couldnt access a file on its site
R sends:
lol pwnt
KC says:
Q: I encountered the following error when running the J2SE installer:

Error 1606: Could not access network location file MSI/CAB and still fail after immediate retry.

What does it mean?

A: This problem occurs when the server is too busy or when the network is too congested to serve the file. Please retry by running the installer again.
KC says:
fuck
KC says:
java sucks
R says:
lol
R says:
i dl the offline one
KC says:
# Go to java.com
# Click Manual Download under Get Java Software.
# Click Download next to Windows (Offline Installation).
The File Download dialog box appears.
KC says:
FUCK
KC says:
CANT THEY JUST GIVE THE FUCKING LINK
KC says:
ITS 2008 FOR GOODNESSES SAKE
R says:
lol
R says:
no
R says:
its magic number syndrome
R says:
everything must be tracable
R says:
rofllll

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KC says:
# Click Manual Download under Get Java Software.
# Click Download next to Windows (Offline Installation).
KC says:
FUCK THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST
R says:
it should
R says:
i got it
R says:
lol
KC says:
yeah
KC says:
they changed the headings
KC says:
fuckers