Electro-shock Blues

To add to the torment of having too much good food to eat: My family had just bought a swanky Panasonic microwave oven with steam+convection+grill+microwave features.

Leet.

And it has an IR sensor built inside so you can heat up stuff to the nearest 5 degrees Celsius.

Ueberly leet.

And in order to discover the true leetness of it, me and my family will be cooking alot with it.

I'm gonna be a fat, full contented boy!